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burnupasun:

the struggle between wanting to read new books and reread the entirety of harry potter is so real

4 months ago on March 30th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

4 months ago on March 30th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #my life 

Human error.

4 months ago on March 30th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
4 months ago on March 30th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #oh yes #indy 
frenums:

frenums:

4 months ago on March 30th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #hehehe 

mrsnugglekins:

………

4 months ago on March 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

I’ve started talking to the pictures on the walls.

4 months ago on March 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #frozen 

svvords:

the bags under my eyes are as dark as the inside of Hollister

4 months ago on March 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #literally tho 

egberts:

kindofakat:

egberts:

i like to

  • ate ate ate apples and bananas
  • eet eet eet epples and benenes
  • ite ite ite ipples and bininis
  • ote ote ote opples and bononos
  • ute ute ute upples and bununus

NO

I LIKE TO

  • ATE ATE ATE APPLES AND BANANAS
  • EET EET EET EPPLES AND BENENES
  • ITE ITE ITE IPPLES AND BININIS
  • OTE OTE OTE OPPLES AND BONONOS
  • UTE UTE UTE UPPLES AND BUNUNUS
4 months ago on March 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #ehehhee 

[aggressively shouts] two weeks until my roadtrip to atlanta for 221b con.

4 months ago on March 20th, 2014 |J

lordticklefish:

myspacemotherfucker:

gamerspirit:

thank you bathtub barracuda 

this show was on drugs.

Drugs that taught life lessons.

5 months ago on February 2nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #favourite 

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

thecaptainsbonnet:

Some days I feel like Zaphod Beeblebrox and I feel flawless because hey I am one cool frood

Other days I feel more like Marvin and I feel really depressed because everyone else is an idiot

But most days I feel and act a lot more like Arthur Dent because I spend all day in my jim-jams and dressing gown and I have no idea what’s going on

THIS

5 months ago on February 2nd, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
6 months ago on January 27th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #mcfly 

lanimalu:

Ok, NOW I ship them.

6 months ago on January 27th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

lumos5001:

screaming-till-im-numb:

I want someone to write a book where Mermaids are the women thrown off ships when the sailors got afraid because having a woman on the boat is bad luck. And as they sink to the bottom legs tied together they change slowly until they can breath, until they can use their tied up legs to swim. And they drown sailors in revenge, luring them in by singing in their husky voices still stinging from the salt water they breathed. 

someone please write this

6 months ago on January 27th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #favourite