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neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH THE GREEKS AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

3 days ago on October 17th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #heh 
3 days ago on October 17th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #HALLOWEEN 
Psssst, I miss you. Just thought I'd let you know.


I miss you tOO WHICH REMINDS ME, I’M GOING TO SALEM AGAIN THIS YEAR FOR HALLOWEEN.

3 days ago on October 17th, 2014 |J
Tagged as: #porceandcoffee 

balthstiel:

Hedwig Buckbeak Potter, you were named after some hella winged animals hella rad high five son

1 week ago on October 10th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #heh #hp 
1 week ago on October 9th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #hp 
loony-llama:

Dead Man’s Chest

loony-llama:

Dead Man’s Chest

1 week ago on October 9th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #potc 

astronautgrasshopper:

until-the-truth-becomes-a-lie:

laugh-addict:

can we just take a moment to appreciate how the voice of Nigel Thornberry

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is this man

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wut

Smashing.

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You’re welcome

1 week ago on October 9th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
1 week ago on October 9th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #bsg 

the-evil-sheep:

guy:

THE REACTION FACES ARE WHAT I LIVE FOR

fdelopera ^^

1 week ago on October 9th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
tohdaryl:

Spoopy forest speed painting during work break. 

tohdaryl:

Spoopy forest speed painting during work break. 

1 week ago on October 9th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

Things I Say While I'm Driving

Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
1 week ago on October 9th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #literally me 
librebanane:

i just really like pumpkaboo

librebanane:

i just really like pumpkaboo

1 week ago on October 9th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

colfer-to-my-criss:

Supernatural Title Screens-Seasons 1-10

1 week ago on October 9th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #spn #jess look 
1 week ago on October 9th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #this 

timecurry:

hellohelbig:

justindonuts:

lets-get-krunk:

"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography

"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel

"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off

"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet

1 week ago on October 9th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE