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vodkakol:

I vow to spread the joy of Taylor Ham to others for the rest of my life.

1 week ago on April 9th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

vodkakol:

it’s nj/tri-state area sort of thing. and if you go to south jersey they will insist it’s called pork roll.

Well it is technically a pork roll. It’s name is a regional thing but I didn’t—

I’ll be 21 in June I did not know it wasn’t really anywhere else like

How the fuck is anyone living without Taylor Ham that shit is like the best I grew up on that

Alex help this is wrong thIS IS SO WRONG

no shh.

but also i am literally the last person you need to convince. i lived out of state and sometimes you just get these cravings for taylor ham and then sometimes the places you live have a “new york” bagel type of place and you think to yourself

oh hey. maybe they get that shit imported like the place down the block gets philly cheese steak stuff.

and you hope really really hard you’re right and maybe even start crossing your fingers for taylor ham even though you already know it doesn’t exist outside of home.

and then you hate the world because literally what the heck why doesn’t every state have it i just don’t understand.

1 week ago on April 9th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #vodkakol 
i don’t want to write this fanfic i want to fucking read it
- a novel not written by me (via kingxxxwizard)
1 week ago on April 8th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #literally this 

sniper-with-a-smoke:

Kali’s Kitten cosplay. Whaaaat.

1 week ago on April 8th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
sniper-with-a-smoke:

dusty—tiara:

Sebastian beating up John for some reason or another….or all reasons.

Because I fuckin’ can, is why. Ha.

sniper-with-a-smoke:

dusty—tiara:

Sebastian beating up John for some reason or another….or all reasons.

Because I fuckin’ can, is why. Ha.

1 week ago on April 8th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
sniper-with-a-smoke:

I’m a tiger. Say something. #221bcon woooo.

sniper-with-a-smoke:

I’m a tiger. Say something. #221bcon woooo.

1 week ago on April 4th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

burnupasun:

the struggle between wanting to read new books and reread the entirety of harry potter is so real

2 weeks ago on March 30th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

2 weeks ago on March 30th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #my life 

Human error.

2 weeks ago on March 30th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
2 weeks ago on March 30th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #oh yes #indy 
frenums:

frenums:

2 weeks ago on March 30th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #hehehe 

mrsnugglekins:

………

4 weeks ago on March 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

I’ve started talking to the pictures on the walls.

4 weeks ago on March 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #frozen 

svvords:

the bags under my eyes are as dark as the inside of Hollister

4 weeks ago on March 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #literally tho 

egberts:

kindofakat:

egberts:

i like to

  • ate ate ate apples and bananas
  • eet eet eet epples and benenes
  • ite ite ite ipples and bininis
  • ote ote ote opples and bononos
  • ute ute ute upples and bununus

NO

I LIKE TO

  • ATE ATE ATE APPLES AND BANANAS
  • EET EET EET EPPLES AND BENENES
  • ITE ITE ITE IPPLES AND BININIS
  • OTE OTE OTE OPPLES AND BONONOS
  • UTE UTE UTE UPPLES AND BUNUNUS
4 weeks ago on March 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #ehehhee