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burghers:

*prolonged sigh* i shouldve posted that when more people were online

4 days ago on April 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

sniper-with-a-smoke:

hey. it’s easter. go ask the killer rabbit things.

4 days ago on April 20th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

4 days ago on April 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Sometimes you’re 23 and standing in the kitchen of your house making breakfast and brewing coffee and listening to music that for some reason is really getting to your heart. You’re just standing there thinking about going to work and picking up your dry cleaning. And also more exciting things like books you’re reading and trips you plan on taking and relationships that are springing into existence. Or fading from your memory, which is far less exciting. And suddenly you just don’t feel at home in your skin or in your house and you just want home but “Mom’s” probably wouldn’t feel like home anymore either. There used to be the comfort of a number in your phone and ears that listened everyday and arms that were never for anyone else, but just to calm you down when you started feeling trapped in a five-minute period where nostalgia is too much and thoughts of this person you are feel foreign. When you realize that you’ll never be this young again but this is the first time you’ve ever been this old. When you can’t remember how you got from sixteen to here and all the same feel like sixteen is just as much of a stranger to you now. The song is over. The coffee’s done. You’re going to breathe in and out. You’re going to be fine in about five minutes.
- The Winter of the Air  (via 3713)
4 days ago on April 19th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #my life 

vodkakol:

I vow to spread the joy of Taylor Ham to others for the rest of my life.

2 weeks ago on April 9th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

vodkakol:

it’s nj/tri-state area sort of thing. and if you go to south jersey they will insist it’s called pork roll.

Well it is technically a pork roll. It’s name is a regional thing but I didn’t—

I’ll be 21 in June I did not know it wasn’t really anywhere else like

How the fuck is anyone living without Taylor Ham that shit is like the best I grew up on that

Alex help this is wrong thIS IS SO WRONG

no shh.

but also i am literally the last person you need to convince. i lived out of state and sometimes you just get these cravings for taylor ham and then sometimes the places you live have a “new york” bagel type of place and you think to yourself

oh hey. maybe they get that shit imported like the place down the block gets philly cheese steak stuff.

and you hope really really hard you’re right and maybe even start crossing your fingers for taylor ham even though you already know it doesn’t exist outside of home.

and then you hate the world because literally what the heck why doesn’t every state have it i just don’t understand.

2 weeks ago on April 9th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #vodkakol 
i don’t want to write this fanfic i want to fucking read it
- a novel not written by me (via kingxxxwizard)
2 weeks ago on April 8th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #literally this 

sniper-with-a-smoke:

Kali’s Kitten cosplay. Whaaaat.

2 weeks ago on April 8th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
sniper-with-a-smoke:

dusty—tiara:

Sebastian beating up John for some reason or another….or all reasons.

Because I fuckin’ can, is why. Ha.

sniper-with-a-smoke:

dusty—tiara:

Sebastian beating up John for some reason or another….or all reasons.

Because I fuckin’ can, is why. Ha.

2 weeks ago on April 8th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
sniper-with-a-smoke:

I’m a tiger. Say something. #221bcon woooo.

sniper-with-a-smoke:

I’m a tiger. Say something. #221bcon woooo.

2 weeks ago on April 4th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

burnupasun:

the struggle between wanting to read new books and reread the entirety of harry potter is so real

3 weeks ago on March 30th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

opalesent:

I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

3 weeks ago on March 30th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #my life 

Human error.

3 weeks ago on March 30th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
3 weeks ago on March 30th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #oh yes #indy 
frenums:

frenums:

3 weeks ago on March 30th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #hehehe