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saracastically:

i’m so excited for hoenn round 2!!
commissions are open

6 minutes ago on September 30th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

13 minutes ago on September 30th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

14 minutes ago on September 30th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

karlimeaghan:

Hot Fuzz Tumblr Style 1 | 2 | 3

23 minutes ago on September 30th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #perfection 
25 minutes ago on September 30th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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26 minutes ago on September 30th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

this just in: i have an apartment.

26 minutes ago on September 30th, 2014 |J

hermione + text posts

1 day ago on September 28th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

offthetumbldpath:

"We programmed the food synthesizer for each of you based on the regional menu of your birthplace."

Galaxy Quest (1999)

1 day ago on September 28th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
gretlusky:

Korraaaaa

gretlusky:

Korraaaaa

1 day ago on September 28th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

mosellegreen:

cumaeansibyl:

green-evening:

Sometimes in daily life I like to pretend I’m a time traveler from late medieval Europe and I’m just fucking amazed at my luxurious life

Let me tell you, 14th c me is REALLY impressed with modern me’s easy access to pepper and cinnamon

"you have multiple purple garments? you must be a person of some note"

"these chairs are fantastically luxurious"

"I’ve never seen so much salt in one place"

I am going to start playing this game.

1 day ago on September 28th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #gonna 
2 days ago on September 28th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
2 days ago on September 28th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE

foetusartterrorism:

puto1:

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it’s almost spoopy time.

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"#what do you mean almost#it is always spoopy time"

2 days ago on September 28th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
revedas:

babynatxo:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

omg

Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.

revedas:

babynatxo:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

omg

Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.

2 days ago on September 28th, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE